Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Thursday, April 25

Life

Honi Soit Qui Salle Blanche

Just dropped a jar of honey-soy sauce on the kitchen floor.

Observations:
  1. Honey-soy sauce is as sticky as honey and as apt to stain everything within 20 feet as soy sauce.
  2. Cutting your foot on a stray shard of glass and bleeding all over the place doesn't help.
  3. Bleach does.

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