This accidentally fell out of her pocket when I bumped into her. Took me four goes.
Thursday, November 04
Let The Meltdown Commence!
One of the reasons I was so strongly hoping for a Bush win was the ensuing meltdown of the moonbat left. I got some quiet enjoyment after John Howard's re-election here in Australia, but that didn't have the same scale, the same global impact as George Bush's victory.
The ever-reliable Little Green Footballs has a thread on Choice Moonbat Quotes. That's where I found the link to David Brin's site - but the piece de resistance* has to be this little bit of insanity:
Magical Election Tampering: SHUT IT DOWN!
Ok, I can understand the restlessness I've been feeling since yesterday. There's a lot riding on this election, and passions are running high on both sides, so naturally eceryone and their naked brother who has an ounce of Power and no clue about Shielding is leaking energy like a hair dryer in a bathtub. So it's Shields Up for me, but I'm still getting enough bleedover to make me jittery and a little manic if I don't concentrate. That's all to be expected.
What wasn't expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like "Kerry doesn't have the experience we need in these troubled times." and "Give Bush a chance to make it better."
Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts!
And besides, I voted last week. No, there's no way in Hades these are my thoughts.
Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I'd like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it's such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch and see who says "I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last minute."
Who would be doing this for them? Gee, who are the Mages driving around in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows? The ones who live in the mansions with the hell-hounds in the yard and the 7-foot tall hairless black doormen? Every town has some, the bigger the town, the more of these "High Magi" you will find.
I have no idea what their agenda may be, but you can be damn sure the welfare of the common human on the street is not a part of it.
So shield, people, shield. And screen. And if you can shield a polling place, do it! I'm not saying to try to interfere with people's choices, but rather prevent them from being interfered with.
This is important, people, and it may be too late already.
You might as well give up now, you Democrats. Our lord and master, Supreme Archmage Rove, can see into your very souls! Bwahahahaha-cough-haha!
* Just imagine the funny little ticks over the appropriate vowels, okay? It's late here.
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Oh, my. But noooo--it's the Christian right that has a monopoly on nutjobs. Jebus . . . .
Posted by: ilyka at Thursday, November 04 2004 06:31 PM (KtUkR)
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This is supposed to be a joke, right? Right?
Posted by: physics geek at Thursday, November 04 2004 08:02 PM (auFn9)
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Is the same guy that used to house our server?
Posted by: Stephen Macklin at Thursday, November 04 2004 10:24 PM (U3CvV)
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Obviously this person thinks we live in
White Wolf's World of Darkness RPG setting. Poor soul.
Posted by: Michael Brazier at Friday, November 05 2004 12:43 AM (wResG)
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re: "Gee, who are the Mages driving around in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows?"
But...but... but I drive a white minivan!!!
BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!
Geesh!
Posted by: mamapajamas at Friday, November 05 2004 02:22 AM (/40mF)
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Maybe if this moonbat spent some time LISTENING to that still, small voice within, she might actually get a clue! Seems to me it was giving her some good advice!
Posted by: mamapajamas at Friday, November 05 2004 02:24 AM (/40mF)
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Pixy, there's a rumor going around on one of my rat forums about voting in Australia. Would you shed some light, please?
1. There's a "None of the Above" option on Aussie ballots.
2. Voting is mandatory.
That's about it. Could you tell me if these are true? And if so, how is the second point enforced? Gunpoint? Increased taxes? Toilet service cut off?
Posted by: Victor at Friday, November 05 2004 08:23 AM (L3qPK)
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Always entertaining to hear from the 'alien voices in my head' contingent.
This person better fashion a new tin-foil hat, tho. His/her old one has a few holes in it...
Posted by: BrendaK at Friday, November 05 2004 11:31 AM (scsvt)
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Victor -
1. No, there isn't. But they are paper ballots, and you vote by numbering the candidates in order of preference. (You can also just put a 1 next to a single party, which puts your votes in
their order of preference.)
So you are free to leave it unmarked, fold it up and drop it in the box. This is an informal vote, also known as a "donkey vote".
2. Voting is indeed mandatory. There is, last time I checked, a $50 fine for not voting. But they don't really enforce it, as they generally only check to see that you haven't voted twice.
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Friday, September 17
In All Fairness
Andrew Sullivan may be a little slow, but he's
not completely insane:
When I first read the CBS story, I thought the docs were "devastating." I'm not backing this president for re-election. But all that is completely beside the frigging point. Journalists are supposed to provide accurate evidence for their claims. CBS didn't. And its response to the critics is to stonewall and try and change the subject. The correct response - the one they'd teach you in kindergarten journalism class - is immediately to check the authenticity of the documents as best you can, and if the doubts persist, to apologize immediately and yank the story.
(His italics.)
Compare and contrast with this roundup of your favourite bottom-feeders courtesy of Dr. Rusty.
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Yeah, AS is just like one of us....only he likes to have sex with bears...or so I hear.
Posted by: RS at Friday, September 17 2004 09:48 AM (JQjhA)
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Will all the links to Ace and Llamabutchers from the heavy-hitters, I wondered how the mu.nu traffic reports look--is someone finally beating me in the bandwidth-usage race? ;)
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Thursday, September 16
Birthday Girl
Harvey's not the only one
celebrating a birthday.
A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
Unwillingly Miranda wakes,
Feels the sun with terror,
One unwilling step she takes,
Shuddering to the mirror.
Miranda in Miranda's sight
Is old and gray and dirty;
Twenty-nine she was last night;
This morning she is thirty.
Shining like the morning star,
Like the twilight shining,
Haunted by a calendar,
Miranda is a-pining.
Silly girl, silver girl,
Draw the mirror toward you;
Time who makes the years to whirl
Adorned as he adored you.
Time is timelessness for you;
Calendars for the human;
What's a year, or thirty, to
Loveliness made woman?
Oh, Night will not see thirty again,
Yet soft her wing, Miranda;
Pick up your glass and tell me, then--
How old is Spring, Miranda?
Ogden Nash
Happy birthday Jennifer!
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Boobies for Harvey
It's Harvey's birthday (well, yesterday, but only just) and he's
asked for boobies.
This one's These two are for you, Harvey!
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Saturday, September 11
And The Have-Nots
Quoth
Andrew Sullivan:
MEMOS, MEMOS: The Bush-wing of the blogosphere keeps asking questions, which is a good thing. But it seems to me the money graf in the latest AP report is the following: CBS
stood by its reporting. "As a standard practice at CBS, each of the
documents broadcast on "60 Minutes" was thoroughly investigated by
independent experts and we are convinced of their authenticity," CBS
News said in a statement.
The White House distributed the four memos
from 1972 and 1973 after obtaining them from CBS News. The White House
did not question their accuracy.
But we'll see, won't we?
Indeed, we have already seen...
We who have not turned our eyes away.
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Ah, poor Andrew, plays in the New Media sandbox for fun but he's as old media as they come.
Myria
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Tuesday, September 07
You Took The Best Of Me...
The 40th Edition of the Best of Me Symphony is now up at
The Owner's Manual. Your hostess: Dorothy Parker.
Say my love is easy had,
Say I'm bitten raw with pride,
Say I am too often sad --
Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young,
Say I woo and coddle care,
Say the devil touched my tongue --
Still you have my heart to wear.
But say my verses do not scan,
And I get me another man!
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LOL Dorothy was unique.
Posted by: The Owner's Manual at Tuesday, September 07 2004 10:27 AM (DsDBH)
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By the way, this spammer also left a note on
Brickmuppets. Same IP hash. Ban hammer?
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Yeah, one of the bots seems to have evolved past my honeypot. It's supposed to auto-detect and ban spammer IPs. I'll have to do a bit of tweaking.
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I wrote an automatic sweep-and-ban routine over the weekend. Needs a little tweaking, but it will be in place soon.
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Friday, September 03
Sunday, August 29
Because I Can, Part 39
I now have an automated RSS feed that replicates my blog into the
mu.nu forums. Not just little excerpts, either, but complete HTML-formatted entries.
Why? Because I can.
Update: Apparently I can't. All the entries went across just fine, but now it doesn't seem to want to transfer this entry. Foo.
Update: Oh. The feed software works out that it's already imported an article based on the title. So I must have previously used "Because It Was There" as a post title. Now that I've renamed this, it should work fine. Let's find out, shall we?
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Wow, that all gave me a headache. I still don't know what you are talkin' 'bout.
Posted by: Tiger at Sunday, August 29 2004 04:17 PM (G5PGV)
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PS. The css on your main page is horky on my system, in that the main data column so far as to cover almost the whole right column. IE 6.02, XP (Home) and have jes' rescently downloaded and updated with SP2 - 1024x768 P4 processor on 56k dialup
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Hi Tiger,
Just switch to Firefox.
I put it on my laptop for just this reason (and because Pixy kept nagging me to) and haven't looked back.
I will soon be loading Firefox on all my other machines too, as IE just doesn't compare!
Of course I do have to resort to IE occassionally for sites that don't support "other browsers", but they are getting less common each day.
Kean
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Monday, August 23
Can't Blog, Clowns Will Eat Me
I haven't blogged much lately, because (a) I OD'd on blogs a bit over the past month, (b) I've been watching old episodes of
Charmed* and (c) I've been setting up
the all new MuNu Portal.
Better portal<->blog integration, RSS feeds and stuffs like that will be coming soon. In the mean time, you can register and just play the games.
Update: Oh, and let me know if you do sign up so I can give you some coins for the arcade.
* Wow, does this show have some bad acting or what? I only watch it for Alyssa Milano...
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Can I have chocolate coins? Oh, better not--I'll eat them and won't be able to play the games....
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Posted by: Jim at Tuesday, August 24 2004 07:39 AM (IOwam)
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But Milano is the worst actor on the show. Well, worst lead...
Personally, the terrible writing weighs more with me than the acting. I got used to Whedon's agile hacks - the Spelling sump is a real let-down after you get used to
Buffy.
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I didn't say I watched it for Milano's
acting...
Yeah, the writing is pretty bad too. One thing that annoys me particularly is that the characters' intelligence varies enormously from episode to episode.
Actually, I'm not so much watching it as using it as moving wallpaper while I set up the new web site. There's lots of file transfers and fiddly little edits and image tweaks and logging in and out and I just have
Charmed running in the background. Not something I normally do, but it seems to work, because neither the show nor the work are particularly taxing mentally.
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'Cause what I'm doing is not programming as such, but rather trying to smoosh three major software packages and about seventy mutually incompatible plugins/hacks/modules all together into one working system. La la la. Surprisingly, it's sort of starting to come together.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tuesday, August 24 2004 10:10 AM (+S1Ft)
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I prefer Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan myself, but to each his own...
Posted by: physics geek at Wednesday, August 25 2004 11:52 AM (Xvrs7)
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Rose McGowan? Does she replace Shannon Doherty?
Have to keep watching then. :)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wednesday, August 25 2004 07:55 PM (+S1Ft)
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Chocolate coins are also known as "gelt" at Hanukah time and you use them to play with the dreidel, a game of chance. I love gelt.
Posted by: RP at Thursday, August 26 2004 08:51 AM (LlPKh)
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I was tryin' to figure out where you could get some coins for the arcade. Hopefully shoebox or so full of them, will work.
Posted by: Tiger at Thursday, August 26 2004 03:15 PM (JCxVY)
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* Wow, does this show have some bad acting or what? I only watch it for Alyssa Milano...
LOL! Glad to see I'm not the only one :)
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Thursday, August 12
The Joy Of Running A Hundred Blogs
Out of the last 1200 comments, there are 776 comments on entries for which you have editing privileges that match your current blacklist. Select the ones below which you would like to delete.
If it weren't for
Jay Allen's MT Blacklist, we'd be toast.
Update: Jay won the MT 3.0 plugin contest! Yay Jay!
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Ack. Been there, done that.
Blacklist is truly a wonderful program. (Before blacklist, I was doing spam deletes for people via phpmyAdmin... fun stuff.)
Posted by: Kathy K at Thursday, August 12 2004 10:15 PM (6R/VM)
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I just use SCode to prevent spamming. It requires a poster to enter a random alphanumeric sequence that is displayed as graphics. This stops the spamming scripts dead in their tracks. I don't know if it works with MT 3.0, though.
Posted by: Rossz at Thursday, August 12 2004 11:47 PM (n5Jbg)
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Yeah, it works, but it's a pain in the butt.
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Yeah it works but it's not accesible!
Posted by: Rob at Friday, August 13 2004 05:21 AM (kXZI6)
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I just got nailed with between 100 and 200 spam. The fun part is that MT won't let me delete them - just flashes the screen and nothing happens. If you get a chance, will you wipe out any comments I got on 8/11/04?
hln
Posted by: hln at Friday, August 13 2004 08:35 AM (CWwGn)
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Heather - I'm not sure why you can't delete them, but MT Blacklist is chowing down on your spam right now.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, August 13 2004 08:53 AM (+S1Ft)
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I've only heard good things about blacklist. It has been a real lifesaver.
Posted by: Rachel Ann at Friday, August 13 2004 10:40 AM (+fHyg)
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I do a few things besides the blacklist to reduce my spam management workload.
First, I've set up MT so it only accepts comments from the same IP if they're at least two minutes apart. Most comment spammers flood you with dozens of messages a minute, so that helps a lot.
Also, the minute I get a piece of comment spam on an entry, I close down comments on that entry (some people have set up their blogs to automatically close comments after a week).
Between those things, comment spam is pretty managable.
Posted by: John A. Kalb at Friday, August 13 2004 09:30 PM (+AHyD)
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Bill Whittle just put up a new post and, toward the end, he's wondering anyone can help him with spam (about 1,000 per day!) in MT 3.0. His buddy, Great Hairy Silverback, is gonna get carpul tunnel syndrome if he can't do something to stop the spam-o-lanches.
Drop by ejectejecteject and see if ye or Jay have any good news for 'em!
Posted by: Tuning Spork at Friday, August 13 2004 10:30 PM (8Chfh)
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Pixy:
As much as Blacklist is a lifesaver for removing spam, it'd be even better if we could cut down on what Munu recieves in the first place - ease the load on you
and Blacklist. I'm reading that many blogs have found a massive drop in spam after renaming their comments script - keeps the spammers from being able to find & hit it automatically. There's even a shortcut built into MT to facilitate the changeover.
I can forward you the references if you think it'd be worthwhile.
Paul
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Yeah, renaming the comment script would make sense. For a while, until the spam programs are upgraded, anyway.
Also, comment throttling would be a good idea, as John suggests.
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Interesting discussion. That part of it which I understood, I mean.
Posted by: RP at Saturday, August 14 2004 06:08 PM (LlPKh)
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