This accidentally fell out of her pocket when I bumped into her. Took me four goes.
Thursday, February 01
And Ryoga Makes... Seven?
I seem to be accumulating servers here. I have three dedicated to mu.nu - Akane and Nabiki, currently in production, and now Kasumi as well; two dedicated to mee.nu - Ukyo and Shampoo; and now two for file serving and off-site backups - Ranma and Ryoga. 12 CPUs, 16GB of memory, 4.5TB of disk, and 13TB of monthly bandwidth.
Whee!
Update: Added Mousse. 8 servers, 13 CPUs, 17GB of memory, 5TB of disk, 14.5TB bandwidth.
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Might want to bolt your new server to the ground lest it wander off and get lost ... ^_^
Posted by: bkw at Thursday, February 01 2007 12:39 PM (KhFAm)
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But as long as Akane is there, it'll always find its way back... ;)
Posted by: Nick at Friday, February 02 2007 02:02 AM (Q0Emr)
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Thursday, January 18
It's Alive!
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(Does happy dance.)
The production version of Minx is up and running.
As I was slogging through it, and through the enormous lists of fields that the new version provides, I was thinking this is not going to be fast.
Well, a page of 1000 posts comes up in 220 milliseconds (with Psyco; 300ms without). That doesn't have inline comments, because I've broken the comment handler, but I would hope you aren't using inline comments if you have 1000 posts per page...
That's not slow.
Update: Except it didn't actually include 1000 posts. Bleh. Bug hunt time.
Update: Ah, it's a not-a-bug. It's returning 255 posts. Hint hint. Okay, I'll just tweak that...
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Hmm. Anyway...
Approximately 20ms for a normal page of 25 posts. You can see that this blog takes rather longer than that; that's the effect of the inline comments, which are dynamically sanitised in the old version. The new version does static sanitisation, which should eliminate much of that performance penalty. (Also, I'm not using Psyco on the server, because I ran into a memory leak when I tried it; that's since resolved.)
So I'm through restructuring the code and data.* Now the fun begins!
* Mostly. Still lots of tweaking to do, but the heavy lifting is done.
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"Mostly. Still lots of tweaking to do, but the heavy lifting is done."
Yay! We love it when things work. :-)
Posted by: Teresa at Friday, January 19 2007 12:39 AM (gsbs5)
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Just a little something to keep an eye on...
In the Steven Seagal thread on Ace, I noticed that as the comments began to pile up, text entry in the comment started to lag pretty heavily. I've noticed this in both IE 6 and 7. I'm not sure if this happened in his Dick Cheney thread (was the New Comments Thingy even active then?), because I never commented in that post, but you might check it out.
Posted by: Will at Saturday, January 20 2007 01:07 AM (olS40)
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Huh. My comment won't post. I think somethings amiss.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Saturday, January 20 2007 06:16 AM (GaSFI)
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Hmm. Database hiccup. I hates those.
Anyway, thanks Will, I'll look into that.
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Sunday, December 17
Oops
Deleting spam, and I zapped some non-spam. Sorry about that.
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Sunday, November 26
Gerroutovit You Sicko Perverts!
Or, why I hate Google Image Search
Bad Example is a typical mid-list blog. It's actively updated, it has a certain number fans, it gets a decent number of readers and comments.
It's been trucking along at 20 to 30GB of bandwidth per month, until last month, when it suddenly spiked to nearly 100GB. So far this month it's over 130GB. And I couldn't work out why.
Until I trawled through the Apache logs.
And found 25,000 hits to the archive page for September '05 in the past five days.
Turns out that page just happens to be the number 2 hit on Google Image Search for "olsen twins nude".* And the number 1 search is obviously an error, so...
So. Here's Pixy's Tip of the Day: Forget all that SEO crap. It doesn't work. Just post pictures of the Olsen twins wearing butterfly pasties, and watch your server go up in smoke.
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A while back I finally got my act together and put in a "robots.txt" file. Part of it was to ban the Google images spider completely, because a ridiculous number of people were coming to my site because of about five pictures of currently-fashionable actresses.
At the time I wondered whether it would affect Google's cache which already knew about me. About a month ago I noticed that I was no longer getting hits from images.google.com.
Which suits me just fine. But it looks like it took several weeks. (Also I'm no longer getting image refers from Yahoo, another good thing.)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Sunday, November 26 2006 09:35 PM (+rSRq)
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Good news: it's now the #1 result!
(I only checked for, um, research purposes.)
Posted by: TallDave at Tuesday, November 28 2006 01:48 PM (oyQH2)
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Thursday, November 09
Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad
Michelle Malkin:
I'm hanging it up for the night, er, morning. Unlike Michael Moore in 2004, however, I will not be staying in bed for three days in a catatonic state. I will not need PEST shock therapy. I will not move to Australia.
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But looking reasonably, what's good about Australia?
Yes, there's John Howard, but for how long? And I expect the pendulum to swing to some kind of leftist appeaser next.
And your gun laws are, frankly, insane. What's up with the ban on .223? That's a deal-breaker right there.
I'm going to be at a conference in Sydney in January. Already received the Electronic Travel Authority thingie. So I'm going to look around. But I'm not too optimistic.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at Thursday, November 09 2006 11:35 PM (9imyF)
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But looking reasonably, what's good about Australia?
Compared to what?
Compared to America, it's a toss-up. Japan also has its good points. Compared to just about anywhere else in the world: Australia has a growing economy, a growing population, and a government that isn't completely worthless.
And I expect the pendulum to swing to some kind of leftist appeaser next.
I doubt that, but we'll see. Remember that we don't have term limits; this is Howard's fourth term, and he can run for a fifth if he wants.
And your gun laws are, frankly, insane.I'll grant you that.
Anyway, I was thinking more that Australia was missing out on Michelle than vice versa.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Thursday, November 09 2006 11:55 PM (9mnkm)
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what's good about Australia?
1) Beer.
2) Accent.
3) Pixy's there.
4) Girls!!!
Posted by: Wonderduck at Friday, November 10 2006 05:36 PM (+rGmJ)
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The girls are amazing. I'm sure there are lots of pretty girls in America too, but it's wall-to-wall Playboy bunnies here in Sydney.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Friday, November 10 2006 07:17 PM (9mnkm)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Saturday, November 11 2006 01:01 AM (+rSRq)
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We only pretend to be gay to fend off stuck-up British trollops.
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Look, every Aussie lass I've known (five) may as well have been a Playboy model... just stunningly hot. And funny. Intelligent. And oh that accent!
Perhaps that's not a large enough sample size to judge from.
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Seeing what the world's melting pot produces, I'm not that fond of it (not that there's anything wrong with it, it's just not in my taste), but I'm married anyway, so the Australian Advantage makes no difference to me.
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Monday, October 09
Relatively Painless
Moved everything across from the old servers to the new ones. And it all seems to be working, except for The Jawa Report, which I'll fix now.
50 gigabytes of assorted crep, dozens of applications, over a hundred databases. And, apart from MT Blacklist buggering itself, not all that much went wrong.
Funny thing was that this blog wouldn't work. I thought that a security option in PHP was tripping me up, since accessing minx.cc directly worked fine.
Then it started to work all by itself. Huh.
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It's a timeout.
Need to work on that.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Monday, October 09 2006 03:59 AM (YnQfp)
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Unfortunately, things which start to work all by themselves often
stop working again, all by themselves.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Monday, October 09 2006 04:19 AM (+rSRq)
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And indeed it does.
There's a query that's taking too long to run. I'll see if I can hunt it down.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Monday, October 09 2006 04:28 AM (YnQfp)
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Let's see how this works.
I'll give it a few minutes to flush itself out of the cache, and try again.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Monday, October 09 2006 04:46 AM (YnQfp)
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It might be better, but it's not
right. It still runs like a slug if you visit my blog while the MySQL backups are running. Admittedly that's only two minutes, twice a day, but it shouldn't slow it down
that much.
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Hi Pixy,
I tried to add a post on Ace but it failed. I don't think he cut me off yet because I was able to log in.
Any suggestions?
Thanks
Posted by: Retired Geezer at Tuesday, October 10 2006 10:30 AM (IjfHa)
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You need to log in at blog2.mu.nu to post to Ace's blog now. If you log in at blog.mu.nu, it will save your post (and it did), but it won't be able to update the blog because it's on a different server.
It's all happy now. ;)
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Saturday, August 26
Coolness!
Minx just got its first
Instalanche.
Hmm. Problem. If you are using Firefox, the comment editor doesn't work until Sitemeter has loaded. Sitemeter is playing up right now, so you have to wait for it to either load or time out before the comment box works.
Doesn't happen in IE7.
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Or you can just use a proxy service ( or Privoxy ) to take sitemeter out t the backyard and shoot it.
Posted by: Kristopher at Tuesday, August 29 2006 10:19 AM (O5Ju8)
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Well, I can't do that, because I have to make it work for
other people.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tuesday, August 29 2006 12:43 PM (9OTrh)
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Exactly ... I can block it as a mere user/visitor.
Posted by: Kristopher at Tuesday, August 29 2006 02:44 PM (O5Ju8)
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That's true enough, but requiring people to manually block sitemeter just so that they can leave comments on your blog is also a bit questionable.
Maybe I could build a sitemeter proxy...
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Friday, August 18
The Forumiser
Fixed now. Required some hackery of both Minx and Movable Type (to get them to co-operate on updating the necessary fields), and the database (so that the query doesn't take 15 seconds to run).
My forum.
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Sunday, August 13
Needs Salt
Just Minxified my blog.
Works just fine (after fixing a couple of bugs; one with error-checking in the smilifier, and the other... I've forgotten what the other one was).
Now I can start doing some serious testing and tweaking.
Also, it's working via a PHP wrapper, which is, um, one line of code. But that means you can (if you wish) use PHP through Minx.
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And this is a comment.
Red.Green.
Blurple.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, August 13 2006 01:04 AM (dluiY)
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Okay, so I probably need more than one line of code to make the wrapper work properly. :P
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Whoops! Categories aren't working. Well, that's the first thing to fix then.
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