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Thank you Santa.
Friday, December 30
Okay, so you needed to close the North Shore line between Christmas and New Year's for trackwork. I can accept that.
But that doesn't mean you can screw up every other train service in Sydney!
It took me 45 minutes just to get from Museum Station to Redfern. Normally, that takes about 5.
Saturday, December 10
Them: So here are your keys: Front door, sliding door, letter box, windows.
Me: What about the garage?
Them: It doesn't have a garage.
Thursday, December 08
Between a broken Linux server and a real-estate agent?
If you spend half your day arguing with a broken Linux server, there's a chance you will persuade it to do what it said it would.
Between a broken Windows server and a real-estate agent?
You're not allowed to kick real-estate agents.
Some Translations From Real Estate Agentese
The property is available now.
The property is not available.
The buyer is confident he will settle this week.
The buyer is living in dream land.
I will call you this afternoon.
I will not call you this afternoon.
I will definitely call you this afternoon.
Not only will I not call you this afternoon, I have instructed the receptionist to tell you I am out.
The papers will be ready for you to sign at 9 o'clock on Saturday morning.
We have no idea when the papers will be ready for you to sign, but we will keep that a secret until 4:30 Friday afternoon.
Everything is in order for you to move in.
Sometime next year. Probably.
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