Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It's Easter now, so I hope I didn't wake you but... honest, it is an emergency. There's a crack in my wall. Aunt Sharon says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there's voices so... please please can you send someone to fix it? Or a policeman, or...
Back in a moment.
Thank you Santa.

Friday, December 30

Rant

Die, Cityrail, Die!

Okay, so you needed to close the North Shore line between Christmas and New Year's for trackwork. I can accept that.

But that doesn't mean you can screw up every other train service in Sydney!

It took me 45 minutes just to get from Museum Station to Redfern. Normally, that takes about 5.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:49 AM | Comments (2) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 59 words, total size 1 kb.

Saturday, December 10

Rant

Scenes From A Real Estate Agent

Them: So here are your keys: Front door, sliding door, letter box, windows.

Me: What about the garage?

Them: It doesn't have a garage.

Me: more...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 03:21 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 84 words, total size 1 kb.

Thursday, December 08

Rant

What's The Difference...

Between a broken Linux server and a real-estate agent?

If you spend half your day arguing with a broken Linux server, there's a chance you will persuade it to do what it said it would.

Between a broken Windows server and a real-estate agent?

You're not allowed to kick real-estate agents.

Some Translations From Real Estate Agentese

The property is available now.

The property is not available.

The buyer is confident he will settle this week.

The buyer is living in dream land.

I will call you this afternoon.

I will not call you this afternoon.

I will definitely call you this afternoon.

Not only will I not call you this afternoon, I have instructed the receptionist to tell you I am out.

The papers will be ready for you to sign at 9 o'clock on Saturday morning.

We have no idea when the papers will be ready for you to sign, but we will keep that a secret until 4:30 Friday afternoon.

Everything is in order for you to move in.

Sometime next year. Probably.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 06:37 AM | Comments (1) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
Post contains 182 words, total size 1 kb.

<< Page 1 of 1 >>
41kb generated in CPU 0.02, elapsed 0.1927 seconds.
53 queries taking 0.1734 seconds, 206 records returned.
Powered by Minx 1.1.6c-pink.
Using https / https://ai.mee.nu / 204