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Governor Palin's Daughter Phoebe's Best Friend's Cousin's Hamster Reported Pregnant

New York Times, Washington Post ask "What did McCain know, and when did he know it?"

Update: Fox reports: "Hamster" actually guinea pig.  Also, male.

Update: Zogby reports: McCain polling lower with Hamster-American households.

Update: Andrew Sullivan demands to see veterinary records.  "How do we know that this hamster is really a guinea pig?  How can we trust this, when we've made up so many...  Uh, been lied to so many times?"

Update: Fox reports: Hang on, Governor Palin doesn't have a daughter named Phoebe.

Update: New York Times, Washington Post ask "What did McCain know, and when did he know it?"

Update: Gallup reports: McCain polling lower with Charmed-American households.

Update: Daily Kos reports: Risque MySpace photos of Phoebe's best friend's cousin discovered.

Update: Protein Wisdom reports: "Uh, dude, that's an armadillo in a wig.  And believe me, I know an armadillo in a wig when I see one."

Update: Huffington Post reports: Right-wing blogs caught in cover-up!

Update: Ace reports: Left-wing blogs hit bottom, keep digging.  "Believe me, Jeff knows an armadillo in a wig when he sees one."

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1 That really is what the last few days have felt like. Sad, isn't it?

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at Thursday, September 04 2008 05:05 AM (+rSRq)

2 Lawl.

Posted by: TallDave at Saturday, September 06 2008 02:02 AM (/s1LA)

3 Yes, focus on anything but the fact that this Palin woman wants our daughter to carry rapist's babies to term.  Why isn't that being discussed frontrow center?

Enjoy.

Posted by: Tim Fuller at Friday, September 26 2008 05:49 AM (Vv++5)

4 Maybe because she's never tried to turn her personal beliefs on that subject into law. Unless the legislative branch somehow ends up in the hands of the extreme Right this year (pronounced "not gonna happen"), the executive branch will have no opportunity to affect the legality of abortion during the next administration.

-j

Posted by: J Greely at Friday, September 26 2008 08:41 AM (9Nz6c)

5 Tim, the point is not that Governor Palin is right about everything, or that I agree with her about everything.  The point is that the left came unhinged when she was named as Senator McCain's VP pick.

Well, more unhinged than usual, anyway.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Sunday, September 28 2008 01:26 PM (PiXy!)

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