Tuesday, August 19

Geek

Then You Need...

Too many CDs? Too many CDs that work? Not enough time to ruin them yourself? No kids to do it for you?

Then you need the Pressit CDestroyer!* Designed specifically to destroy your valuable CDs!

Act now and we'll throw in this valuable bag of dirt!

* As far as I can tell, this is a real product.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 08:33 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment | Trackbacks (Suck)
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1 Of course, it might be especially designed for us who get like 5 AOL CD's in our mail every month. As for me, I find they are fun to throw like Frisbees®: and sometimes we have contests to see who can throw them the farthest. Now we can just buy something to destroy those damn disks we did not want, huh?

Posted by: Tiger at Tuesday, August 19 2003 09:47 PM (1Dht/)

2 Apparently one very good way to destroy CDs is to spin them up to 30,000 rpm on a Dremel tool and launch them into the air. They explode on contact with... pretty much anything. Unfortunately, I don't have a Dremel tool. Both my brothers do, though. Indeed, I expect they have more than one each.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Tuesday, August 19 2003 09:59 PM (jtW2s)

3 See, here you have a product that addresses a non-need (destroying CDs) but ignores the actual need (disposing of the corpses)....

Posted by: Susie at Wednesday, August 20 2003 01:04 PM (XQ0Gn)

4 Um.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at Wednesday, August 20 2003 02:01 PM (jtW2s)

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