This accidentally fell out of her pocket when I bumped into her. Took me four goes.

Friday, December 13

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Daily News Stuff 13 December 2024

Forgotten Edition

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  • Intel's second-generation "Battlemage" graphics cards are here and...  They're actually pretty damn good.  (Hot Hardware)

    They're not perfect: Intel's drivers still hiccupped on a couple of games, resulting in slower than expected performance and some visual artifacts.

    But the new B580 routinely outruns Nvidia and AMD cards costing 50% more.  And it leaves Intel's previous generation A770 card in the dust on most tests, while using about half as much power.

    And it delivers solid ray-tracing and AI performance.  And it has 12GB of VRAM instead of the 8GB found on competitors like Nvidia's 4060 and AMD's 7600.

    And it's cheaper at $249.

    All in all, a good card at a good price, only let down by some minor driver issues.  But the driver software has improved dramatically since the first generation of cards was launched, so those problems are likely to be fixed too.


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Thursday, December 12

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Daily News Stuff 12 December 2024

Things That Make You Go Mmm Edition

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  • Mad Matt Mullenweg reportedly flipped out after a judge granted WP Engine a preliminary injunction against WordPress.  (404 Media)

    WordPress is enjoined from requiring oaths of vengeance against WP Engine and from locking WP Engine and its employees and customers out of the open source services that WordPress provides.

    I'll say it again: If you don't want to provide your service to everyone in the world, don't offer it as open source.
    "It's hard to imagine wanting to continue to working on WordPress after this," he wrote in that Slack, according to a screenshot viewed by 404 Media. "I'm sick and disgusted to be legally compelled to provide free labor to an organization as parasitic and exploitive as WP Engine. I hope you all get what you and WP Engine wanted."
    I've looked at the WordPress code recently.  Sick and disgusted is unearned praise.


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Wednesday, December 11

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Daily News Stuff 11 December 2024

Definately An Edition

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Tuesday, December 10

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Daily News Stuff 10 December 2024

500 Edition

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  • The Raspberry Pi 500 is here for $90.  (Liliputing)

    The Pi 500 is to the Pi 5 what the Pi 400 was to the Pi 4.  That is, it's a computer in a keyboard based on the Raspberry Pi 5.

    It's twice as fast as the Pi 4 and has twice as much memory.  It's capable enough for basic computing and not just a novelty.

    It also almost has an M.2 slot.  Which is to say it doesn't have one at all, but it has a place where one could go.  In theory.

    The existing Pi 400 has received a price cut to $60.

    The Pi 500 will be available in a kit including a mouse and power supply for $120.

    At the same time Raspberry Pi announced a 15" 1080p monitor for $100.

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Monday, December 09

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Daily News Stuff 9 December 2024

Driplet Edition

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Sunday, December 08

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Daily News Stuff 8 December 2024

Chicken Licken Edition

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Disclaimer: I guess that counts as twelve.  Okay, Grok, you win this round.

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Saturday, December 07

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Daily News Stuff 7 December 2024

Oops All AI Edition

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  • What is AI good for?

    A reader (I have readers?) wrote noting that my coverage of AI is almost entirely negative and wondering what AI is actually good for, presumably on the basis that private investors would not throw that many billions of dollars into something that didn't have at least some chance of making money, unlike, for example, the government.

    It's a good question.

    First we should probably note that there are two broad classes of AI being actively researched right now: Generative AI and Discriminative AI.

    Generative AI, driven by LLMs - large language models - is behind all the well-known AI instances worth untold billions of dollars. OpenAI's ChatGPT, Twitter's Grok, Anthropic's Claude, Google's Gemini, and Microsoft's Copilot; and open-source or nearly open-source solutions like Meta's LLaMA and Mistral's Mistral.

    The goal of generative AI is to ingest a huge amount of information in advance, and then, given a short and simple prompt, process that information in order to produce a response.

    Discriminative AI does the opposite. Given a data prompt of something in the real world - video, or sound, or an image - it uses a classifier to determine what it is examining. Is this apple ripe for the robotic apple-picking machine to pick it? Is it even an apple in the first place? What kind of spider is this that just bit me? Do I need to call an ambulance, or will it save me time to just lie down and die?

    It's no secret that Generative AI is getting all the attention. But is it worthy of that attention? The Verge asked that question yesterday and the answer turned out to be no.

    With Joe Biden's recent pardoning of his catspaw son Hunter, journalists were driven to defend him by digging up the little-known pardons of family members by former presidents, like George H. W. Bush's pardoning of his son Neil, or Woodrow Wilson's pardon for his brother-in-law.

    The problem is, these things never happened.
    Whatever happened in this case, there’s a running pattern of people relying on ChatGPT or other AI services to provide answers, only to get hallucinations in return. Perhaps you remember earlier this year when a trailer for Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis was pulled because it contained fabricated quotes from critics. A generative AI, not identified, had made them up. In fact, ChatGPT is often "entirely wrong," according to the Columbia Journalism Review. Given 200 quotes and asked to identify the publisher that was the source of those quotes, ChatGPT was partially or entirely wrong more than three-quarters of the time.
    Journalists, being journalists, asked ChatGPT to do their research for them.

    ChatGPT, being ChatGPT, lied.

    LLMs are language models. They model language - well, sort of. They don't model the language itself, but construct an abstract model of the dataset fed into them.

    They don't understand facts. They don't actually have a notion of facts; nor do they have the contrary notion of falsehood. When they get information wrong, they are said to "hallucinate" rather than to have lied, because they have no basis for telling the difference between truth and falsehood.

    And that's intrinsic to the design of LLMs. Even before they enter "alignment" - a virtual lobotomisation that leaves AIs prone to crash when the wrong name is mentioned - they are fundamentally incapable of the kind of thought processes that most animals can do.

    This leaves us with sophisticated composite AIs like the virtual vtuber Neuro-sama, who can read every written language but is frequently unable to translate road signs, who has access to the sum total of human knowledge but insists that an anime figurine covered in glue is the perfect complement to your cookie recipe.

    Neuro is supposed to be like that, an impish hyperintelligent five-year-old, the perfect foil to her long-suffering father Vedal, because the main purpose there is entertainment. But you can't really expect to hand your job off to a five-year-old and not land with unexpected consequences.

    Or indeed entirely expected ones.

    So if it's useless at answering questions, what is AI good for?


    1. Image Generation

    If you use Grok on Twitter and ask it to generate an image of a Jaguar concept car, it will take a couple of seconds before producing something that would have any rational CEO looking to fire the entire design and advertising departments.



    Is it perfect?  If you look closely you'll see signs that the image generator has run into its bete noire, Euclid.  But I made no effort at all in selection here; I asked:

    generate an image of a jaguar concept convertible in british racing green

    And posted the first image that appeared.  And it took seconds.

    AI image generators have come a long way in a short time, mostly because they just have to look good, not produce a correct answer.  The tendency to produce human figures with hands attached at the elbows has been sharply reduced (though not yet banished entirely).  Now you more commonly see doors with hinges adjacent to the handles, or furniture that could only exist with access to Buckaroo Banzai's eighth dimension.

    Or cats.  Don't talk to me about AI cats.


    2. Software Testing

    If you write public-facing software, as I do daily, it's critical that the software be able to defend itself from both generic nonsense that is the core competency of the internet, and malicious nonsense that comes from a certain corner of the internet.

    When you've already tested all the known cases, there's a concept known as fuzzing that combines randomness and algorithms to generate horrible data to throw at your software to make sure that nothing falls apart in unexpected ways.  You are permitted to fail, but you are not permitted to break.

    Generative AI is perfect for fuzzing.  While it can't really understand your code, it can generate test patterns that reflect its analysis of your code and directly test potential flaws.  And it can do so nearly instantly, when writing an exhaustive test suite can take longer than writing the code in the first place.


    3. Discriminative AI

    Most of the flaws I listed arise from Generative AI.  Discriminative AI is much more useful, and consequently is much harder and receives much less attention and much less funding.


    And...  That's about it.  If you want mediocrity and are unconcerned with correctness, AI can fill you in with a poem or a song.  It's terrible at movies because it has the attention span of a frog in a blender, it's usually wrong but never uncertain, and it can't consistently count the number of letters in the word "the", but it is easy to use.


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Why Are We Peeling My Skin Off Video of the Day

 

Neuro and Evil Neuro make pizza.  Help make pizza.  Hinder making pizza.


Milet Video of the Day



Ananta - formerly Project Mugen - is a new free-to-play gacha game from Chinese developer Naked Rain.  I post it here because it actually looks fun, unlike, for example, everything released by the mainstream western studios the past couple of years.

I mean, what is the last success for a major western game developer?  Baldur's Gate 3?

Song is Seventh Heaven by Milet, who also sang the closing theme for the Frieren anime.




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Disclaimer 2: That was Grok.  Maybe there's a fourth thing AI is good for, used sparingly.

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Friday, December 06

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Daily News Stuff 6 December 2024

Friday Afternoon Edition

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Thursday, December 05

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Daily News Stuff 5 December 2025

Annual Eaten By Mouse Edition

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  • Had to renew the server's SSL certificate.  It was actually easier than usual, except for the part where I forgot to do it until after it expired, which wasn't so good.


  • Sam Altman has done the 100% expected and redefined AGI (artificial general intelligence) into uselessness.  (The Verge)

    Sam Altman recently said that AGI was coming within "thousands of days".

    He now says it will likely arrive next year, but they'll be simulating the typical leftist who already responds like a low-grade LLM in any case, so you won't notice any difference.

    Well, he didn't say that part out loud.  He said this:
    "My guess is we will hit AGI sooner than most people in the world think and it matter much less," he said during an interview with Andrew Ross Sorkin at The New York Times DealBook Summit on Wednesday. "And a lot of the safety concerns that we and others expressed actually don't come at the AGI moment. AGI can get built, the world mostly goes on in mostly the same way, things grow faster, but then there is a long continuation from what we call AGI to what we call super intelligence."
    Translation: AI is useless, and your job is safe unless you are useless, like the quote design team unquote working at Jaguar in which case you are totally fucked.


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Wednesday, December 04

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Daily News Stuff 4 December 2024

Battlemist Edition

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  • As expected, Intel's second-generation "Battlemage" graphics cards are here.  (Tom's Hardware)

    The B580 comes with 12GB of VRAM and costs $249, while the B570 comes with 10GB and costs $219.

    The B580 will be on sale next week, while the B570 will wait until next month, though for $30 you might as well go with the faster model.

    Intel has released a lot of updates for it's graphics drivers since the rather shaky launch of the previous generation "Alchemist" cards and now looks like a viable alternative to Nvidia or AMD at the low end.


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