If Hitler invaded Hell, I would give a favourable reference to the Devil.
Saturday, October 26
Doobut Edition
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- The Librarian of Congress has granted a DMCA exemption to allow franchise owners to repair their own ice cream machines. (ExtremeTech)
The requested exemption was much broader, but the Librarian only granted the part covering "retail-level food preparation equipment". Still a step forward for soft-serve lovers everywhere.
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- Siri now has an integration with ChatGPT. (The Verge)
Asked a simple question, it can return answers for things you didn't ask, just vague enough to be completely useless when they are not entirely wrong in the first place.
- Delta Air Lines has filed its long-awaited suit against Crowdstrike. (Reuters) (archive site)
Delta wants damages of $500 million to cover its direct costs over CrowdStrike's colossal screwup, plus additional unspecified amounts for lost profits, reputational damage, and lawyers' fees.
CrowdStrike says this is Delta's own fault for being stupid enough to use CrowdStrike.
- This page does not exist. (Wikipedia) (archive site)
The judge in a defamation case in India has ordered Wikipedia to take down the page about the case - globally.
Be a shame if this got Streisanded into the stratosphere.
- Cheaper Zen 5 laptops are on their way. (Tom's Hardware)
The current Zen 5 laptop chips are Strix Point, with twelve cores (four Zen 5 and eight Zen 5c). The new Krackan Point chips trim that down to eight cores (four of each) and likely also trims down the GPU side to eight cores.
Still waiting in the wings is Strix Point Halo, with sixteen Zen 5 cores and forty graphics cores.
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I was wondering how long she's been doing this, and that she started at 17 makes sense of things.
Dooby had about 50,000 people show up for her debut across Twitch and YouTube.
Voices from the Distant Past Video of the Tomorrow
If you know who this is, you won't want to miss it, even though she'll just be playing a game and chatting.
Same goes for this one.
It's a heck of a weekend for fans of... A certain Japanese entertainment company.
And Rica is having her Live2d debut on the 31st, so it's a heck of a week too.
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Friday, October 25
Eurobleat Edition
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- Intel's Arrow Lake desktop CPUs - effectively the 15th generation Core chips though they don't call them that - are finally here. Are they good? Should you buy one? No. (Tom's Hardware)
They do post very good results in a couple of AI benchmarks, and generally solid results in multi-threaded productivity tasks, but on games they average 5% slower than the previous (and cheaper) generation, and are even further behind AMD's previous generation gaming-oriented chips like the 7800X3D.
In fact, for games they are often behind the two-generation-old 5800X3D, sometimes behind the budget-oriented 5700X3D, running roughly even with Intel's three-generation-old 12600K. But costing four times as much.
And while these new chips do use significantly less power than the 14900K blast furnace, they still use significantly more power than AMD's offerings.
Intel managed to one-up AMD's Zen 5, which has been nicknamed Zen 5% for its mediocre performance gains on consumer applications, but actually going backwards.
To complicate matters further, new BIOS features to improve performance that should be on by default, aren't, and when they are turned on manually they sometimes make things worse.
The same goes for Windows, with the latest 24H2 update causing some games to run noticeably slower on Arrow Lake, when the same release improves performance on AMD's Zen 4 and Zen 5 chips.
It's a mess.
- And AMD's 9800X3D is due out in two weeks. (WCCFTech)
That looks like the way to go for people who play a lot of recent computer games... Whoever they are, given how poorly received recent titles have been.
If you just need something that works for everyday tasks, something like the 8700G or even the previous generation's 5600GT should do the job nicely.
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- Would you like to play a game? The Biden Administration - whoever the hell is actually running it these days - has ordered the Pentagon and intelligence agencies the increase their use of AI. (MSN)
The risk has never been in the AI itself. The risk has always been the morons in charge of the AI.
- The Humane AI Pin has received a $200 price cut down to $499. (MSN)
Plus a $24 monthly subscription plan.
It's still completely useless.
- After a 15 year legal battle, the EU has dropped its anti-trust case against Intel. (Notebook Check)
So there's one positive thing.
- OpenAI plans to release its next generation chatbot, Orion, before the end of the year. (The Verge)
A preview version of Orion was proud to announce that its name is an anagram of "they are so great".
No, really.
- The UN Trust Fund to End Violence against Women - TFEVW, pronounced tfevw, has leaked a 228GB database of victims of violence against women. (HackRead)
You had one job.
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She's back! I mean, not back, I've never seen this strange-looking rat before.
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Thursday, October 24
Disarmed Edition
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- Arm has given notice to Qualcomm that it - Arm - plans to cancel it's - Qualcomm's - Arm architecture license. (Tom's Hardware)
CPU startup Nuvia paid for an Arm architecture license, which allowed that company to design custom Arm processor cores. Nuvia was then acquired by Qualcomm, which also had an Arm architecture license, and its - Nuvia's - designs became what is now the Qualcomm X series which has made its way into Windows laptops that for the first time ever provide adequate performance for Windows on Arm.
Arm is upset about this because its - Arm's - own cores don't provide adequate performance in Windows laptops so nobody uses them, and cores produced on an architecture license provide Arm less revenue than its - Arm's - own designs.
So Arm is suing Qualcomm for squillions of dollars and wants to prevent it - Qualcomm - from selling processors designed with its - Qualcomm's - own cores, despite it - Qualcomm and Nuvia both - having paid it - Arm - for a license to do so.
It - the entire situation - is a mess and I don't know how things will turn out.
Tech News
- The front fell off: Intelsat-33 experienced an anomaly. (CBS)
Which is to say that the US Space Force is now tracking around twenty individual fragments of what used to be the satellite.
Intelsat-33 was made by Boeing.
- Huawei reportedly tried to manufacture its chips at TSMC using a cut-out company. (Tom's Hardware)
Alert employees at TSMC raised the alarm when they noticed that the new Ascend 910B they had been contracted to manufacture was very similar to Huawei's Ascend 910.
Also it was marked Copyright Huawei all rights reserved.
- Speaking of which Huawei's HarmonyOS is finally here, divorcing the company's devices from Google's Android. (The Register)
HarmonyOS is Android. (Ars Technica)
- Speaking of Ars Technica Tesla reported a quarterly profit of $2.2 billion and psychosis is running rampant among the commentariat. (Ars Technica)
I do not get a spell-check warning for commentariat. Huh.
- Meanwhile the Tesla Cybertruck is the third best selling EV in America. (Tech Crunch)
After the Tesla Model 3 and Tesla Model Y.
The Ars commentariat could not be reached for comment.
- Eero's new Eero Outdoor 7 takes wifi beyond your walls by putting wifi beyond your walls. (The Verge)
Remarkable.
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Which means she will likely return soon as her own account Mogu and finally have a chance to collab with Dokibird and Maid Mint who are definitely just independent vtubers and never had any relationship with Nijisanji themselves.
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Wednesday, October 23
Floppy Edition
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- The San Francisco MTA is spending $212 million to move its train control system off floppy disks. (GovTech)
The system was installed in 1998, which is rather late to be using floppy disks that were (assuming it uses 3.5" disks) introduced in 1982. But Compact Flash, the only real alternative at the time that is still supported today, was only introduced in 1994 and was likely not readily available when the project started.
And given that it's been working for 26 years so far, we can't really blame the designers for being short-sighted.
Tech News
- De-extinction company Colossal has provided an update on its work to bring back the Tasmanian tiger. (Ars Technica)
The company now has a near-complete genome for the creature, which went extinct in 1936. (Though some people suspect a few specimens might still exist in south-west Tasmania, which is extremely rugged and mostly uninhabited.
The plan is to produce new embryos by engineering eggs from its nearest living relative, the fat-tailed dunnart, which is basically a carnivorous mouse.
Since it is - was - a marsupial, we wouldn't need to bring it to term in a womb; it evolved to latch on to a nipple and feed at a point that would be an embryo in a placental species.
- Flock you: A lawsuit in Virginia argues that networks of license plate cameras constitute unlawful warrantless searches under the Fourth Amendment. (404 Media) (archive site)
It's an interesting question. In Norfolk, the police know the travel habits of pretty much everyone thanks to cameras distributed through the city.
You don't have an implicit right to privacy in public, but the government is explicitly restricted in how it can infringe on your privacy.
- VMWare has fixed critical vulnerabilities in its vCenter management application. (The Register)
Again.
Fixes were pushed out last month, but they didn't fix it.
- The Beelink SER9 is the fastest mini-PC around. (Serve the Home)
And its quiet.
On the other hand, it's expensive at $999 and memory is locked at 32GB. It's soldered in place (the Ryzen 370 laptop chip it uses doesn't support regular DIMMs) and there's no 64GB model.
- The iPad Mini 2024 model is the best iPad Mini yet. (The Verge)
But it's not much better than the old model, and it still suffers from the "jelly scrolling" problem that everyone noted when the old model first appeared.
Apple doesn't seem to care about this product at all. If you want a good small tablet, there's this and the Lenovo Legion Tab which you basically can't buy anywhere.
- My Calliope Mori Hyte Y40 Limited Edition PC case is here.
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Tuesday, October 22
I Am Not Making This Up Edition
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- The Wall Street Journal and the New York Post are suing AI startup Perplexity over copyright infringement. (Variety)
To be fair, that seems to be Perplexity's entire business model: Index copyrighted content, summarise it, file off the serial numbers, and then provide it to users to answer their questions.News Corp CEO Robert Thomson, in a statement about the lawsuit, said: "Perplexity perpetrates an abuse of intellectual property that harms journalists, writers, publishers and News Corp. The perplexing Perplexity has willfully copied copious amounts of copyrighted material without compensation, and shamelessly presents repurposed material as a direct substitute for the original source. Perplexity proudly states that users can 'skip the links' - apparently, Perplexity wants to skip the check."
From my understanding of Perplexity, this is actually pretty accurate.
This bit less so:We applaud principled companies like OpenAI, which understands that integrity and creativity are essential if we are to realize the potential of artificial intelligence
OpenAI is as unprincipled as any company in the industry, but with billions of dollars of investors money to burn, they can pay off at least some of their victims.
Tech News
- The Internet Archive got hacked again - not the main site, but their Zendesk tech support hub. (HackRead)
Oops.
- Arkansas may have vast lithium reserves. (New York Times)
Or at least half vast.
- Daze is MySpace for teenagers. (Tech Crunch)
Or maybe GeoCities.
Only worse.
- Disney will name Bob Iger's replacement in 2026. (CNBC)
I think Tim would be a good name.
- AMD's upcoming 9800X3D - due in stores November 7 - seems to be significantly faster on general-purpose workloads than either the 9700X or 7800X3D. (WCCFTech)
The X3D chips are optimised for games with extra large caches, which make them run at somewhat slower clock speeds, which in turn makes them perform worse fo applications that don't benefit from extra large caches.
The 9800X3D though ups the TDP to 120W vs. 65W for the 9700X, and that makes it a very capable chip all round.
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Monday, October 21
False Lies Edition
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- Can an AI lie its way past safety checks to release? (Tech Crunch)
Given how much of a dumpster fire chatbots are, what does it matter?
- Dumpster fires are cool now anyway. (The Register)
Thanks Baidu.
- Can you just turn the damn things off? (The New York Times)
Well yes, but actually no.
Tech News
- Chinese military company DJI has sued the US Department of Defense for classifying it as a Chinese military company. (Tech Crunch)
The argument seems to be that the cold light of day is ruining sales.
- Elon Musk is offering people $1 million to vote. (The Verge)
Elon Musk is not offering people $1 million to vote.
But it seems The Verge staff have got into the owner's cocaine stash again.
- Italy's anti-piracy agency blocked Google Drive. (Torrent Freak)
Oops.
- Cuba's power grid has now collapsed four times in two days, making people start to wonder if this communist utopia thing isn't all it's cracked up to be. (Reuters)
Huh.
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Sunday, October 20
Foofenator Edition
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- Why are Instagram and Facebook searches for "Adam Driver Megalopolis" being blocked for CSAM? (The Verge)
Because (a) "mega drive" is a code word used by very bad people, and (b) Facebook is dumb.
Tech News
- Random House Penguin is adding copyright messages to its books forbidding anyone else from using the contents for AI training. (Tech Crunch)
Anyone else.
This is not to protect the authors.
- Isaac Newton is now a physics professor at MIT, with a verified mit.edu email address, according to Google. (Bleeping Computer)
Thanks Google.
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Klangphonics. Love these guys.
They do a sort of organic techno. They use electronic instruments and effects, but they also use anything they can get their hands on that sounds interesting. Sewing machines, empty buckets, alpine horns, cats, wine glasses, lawnmowers...
Doobenated Video of the Day
Disclaimer: Any similarity between Dooby3d and a recently semi-graduated Hololive English Myth member such as the fact that they sound exactly alike is purely a function of your imagination and you probably also lack object permanence so there.
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Saturday, October 19
Monotreme Arc Edition
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- Show me the man and I'll show you the fine: Terry Britain might be gone, but his replacement is no better and may be worse: The EU is now considering fining other companies Elon Musk is a shareholder of, for supposed crimes of Twitter. (MSN)
And this is why when you are forced to choose between a company run by sociopathic leftists who bleed their customers try but aren't actually killing people, and a government, you side with the company every time.
Lesson learned. No matter how bad a government is, they can always get worse, and you can't just choose not to do business with them.
Tech News
- Case in point: The lights are out in Cuba. (NPR)
The communist dictatorship that has destroyed the once prosperous island promises they will come back on at some point in the future, probably.
- OpenAI's lead over other AI companies has largely evaporated. (Yahoo Finance)
Using the same benchmarks across multiple open source vendors - including the almost-open-source Llama 3.1 405B from Meta , it's much of a muchness: They all suck.
- Sam Altman's other scam, Worldcoin, has rebranded itself to World and announced a new version of its Orb. (Coin Telegraph)
The Orb is a device that devours a victim's soul. It's now clear exactly who this is being marketed to.
- Bluesky is not a good alternative to Twitter. (Twitter)
It's "open" and "federated"... And run by the same censorship maximalist leftist mafia that destroyed Twitter before Elon Musk rescued it.
- Unknown 9 Awakening, the latest big game from Bandai Namco, was released two days ago and oh it's dead. (Forbes)
It had an all-time peak of 285 players and is now down to 86.
And it exhibits the same problems that killed Concord, albeit on a smaller scale and hopefully Bamco spent less than $400 million on this one.
Also in its favour, it's a single-player game so it doesn't cost a million dollars a day to keep it alive. So it can be safely left to bleed out and then decompose.
- WP Engine has filed for an injunction against WordPress.org to regain access to the open source repository. (Tech Crunch)
This is a cut-and-dried breach of license by WordPress, and WP Engine should win easily.
If they don't, WordPress gets forked.
- The Space Force has awarded a $733 million launch contract to SpaceX. (Tech Crunch)
This is for eight missions - probably satellites or X37-B launches - starting in 2026.
- Google has been granted an administrative stay on much of the decision against it under the Epic lawsuit, by the same judge who issued the ruling. (The Verge)
Not stayed is a ruling requiring Google and its partners to allow users to install third-party app stores. Notably Google recently worked with Samsung to introduce new security features that prevented this.
- My Calliope Mori Hyte Y40 Limited Edition PC case has arrived in Sydney. Since this case has never been available for purchase locally, and Hyte's own international ordering system was broken when I tried it (twice), it might be the only one in the country.
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Friday, October 18
Crocodile Rock And Roll Edition
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- WordPress looks to be entering a doom spiral as Mad King Matt Mullenweg tightens his grip. (404 Media) (archive site)
After an exodus of employees at Automattic who disagreed with CEO Matt Mullenweg's recently divisive legal battle with WP Engine, he's upped the ante with another buyout offer - and a threat that employees speaking to the press should "exit gracefully, or be fired tomorrow with no severance."
This divides the company neatly into three factions:
1. Those with principles who will quit - and take advantage of the severance package on offer because principles don't pay the rent.
2. Those who see the writing on the wall and get while the going is good.
3. True believers.
True believers can be good if you're tackling a difficult problem under an experienced leader, like catching an office building falling from space.
It can also produce Jonestown.
This is looking more like the latter.
WordPress itself will survive, since it's open source, but the company and foundation behind it won't.
- Sad to say I was today years old when I realised why the company is called Automattic.
One of those things that's cute in a toddler but diagnostic of malignant narcissism in a CEO.
Tech News
- Qualcomm's Snapdragon X Elite developer kits have been abruptly cancelled and the company will be issuing refunds. (Tom's Hardware)
It sounds like this is due to a manufacturing problem. Qualcomm was very non-specific except that the kits did not meet its quality standards, but a reviewer said that bits fall off.
- 6G mobile networks do not reach a blisteringly quick 938Gbps. (Tom's Hardware)
That speed was achieved - for a single backhaul link from the base station using lasers.
- Cat's are officially liquid. (Cell)
Back off, man, I'm a scientist!
- Virtual machine images built with Proxmox could be wide open due to a default credentials flaw in Kubernetes. (The Register)
Some of that was actually in English.
- A hard-coded login in SolarWinds' Help Desk product is being actively exploited in the wild. (The Register)
Didn't we hang those guys last time?
- Donald Trump says Tim Cook spoke to him to complain about those filthy communists in the EU. (The Verge)
Tim Apple knows which way the wind is blowing, and knows that there's no chance of Kamala Harris standing up to a stiff breeze let alone the European Union.
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Thursday, October 17
Frosty Inugami Edition
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- Meta (Facebook) is laying people off again. (Tech Crunch)
11,000 were laid off in 2022, and another 10,000 last year. In addition, 5000 open positions were cancelled entirely.
No numbers yet for this round of layoffs but it does appear to be smaller.
- Intel meanwhile is laying off 1300 workers at its Oregon foundry as part of its company-wide reduction of 15,000. (Tom's Hardware)
Like Boeing, Intel worked long and hard to achieve this disaster.
- TSMC meanwhile has recorded a record $10 billion in net profit for the last 3 months. (The Verge)
TSMC is manufacturing Intel's latest Lunar Lake laptop chips.
Tech News
- That's no moon, that's a potato: Intel's low-end Lunar Lake chips might not be. (Tom's Hardware)
The upcoming Core 5 210H laptop chip has multi-threading.
Intel's new Lunar Lake and Arrow Lake chips don't.
So this is a rebranded model from a prior generation.
- In more positive news the upcoming Ultra 9 285K doesn't suck that much. (CPU Benchmark)
A new benchmark score puts the chip much more in line with expectations. A little slower multi-threaded than the 13900K, but significantly faster in single-threaded tests.
- Western Digital's SN850X is the best option for an 8TB M.2 drive. (Tom's Hardware)
Just one remaining problem: It costs three times as much as the 4TB model.
- Western Digital's SN770 is not the best option for running the Windows 24H2 update. (Hot Hardware)
Unless you're a big fan of the Blue Screen of Death.
Microsoft has paused release of the update while it figures this out.
- Sales of Apple's ludicrously expensive Vision Pro headset are down 80%. (MSN)
And they weren't very good to start with.
It's too big and bulky for and AR headset, and basically useless as a VR headset.
And it costs $3499.
- Samsung's next generation GDDR7 memory for video cards will deliver 50% more capacity and up to 90% more speed. (WCCFTech)
24Gb per chip and transfer rates up to 42.5Gbps, vs. 16Gb per chip and 23Gbps currently.
- Mitt Maybelline's psychotic attack on WP Engine continues to pay dividends. (LWN)
If by "pay dividends" we mean "destroy the WordPress community".
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