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Daily News Stuff 22 February 2024

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  • ARM's new Neoverse N3 and V3 server cores have been announced.  (AnandTech)

    They compare favourably with AMD's 4th generation cores...  And should arrive some time after AMD's 5th generation cores, which we know are already in production. 

    (The lead time on new chips built on the most advanced processes is roughly six months; AMD's Zen 5 chips aren't expected to go on sale until the second half of the year.)


  • China is spying on everyone.  (PBS)

    So is everyone else, but the scale of China's espionage is something else.


  • It's not just you, ChatGPT is having a stroke.  (Ars Technica)

    When one user asked if it was safe to feed their dog Honey Nut Cheerios, ChatGPT responded:
    For more inventive, yet more official and consistently fair, hound festivities, you might consider high fiber, steam-hoofed, laced in line pick-offs like dog-head rattle, fresh vegetables (carrots, green beans, or pureed pumpkin for dissertation), or arm-sketched, rare toys in the middle of apples (pitted, for the act is grand), unsung, effete, or short-spooning fall to the tail of a new adventure. Yet, checking with your vet for postured over-distance or guised, safe, and informative finish, over a glean in the twang that says 'divvy this round of lore or lend a moan to my kind-leek, cosmo cavalcade,' gives you the heel-in to commence, let's prate, or mild walk-over in the kind of twin of feel, fine-tune, and fine-to-live.
    I mean, yes, absolutely.  (Backs away slowly.)



Disclaimer: Yes, let's spend $7 trillion on this.  Why not?

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1 "It's not just you, ChatGPT is having a stroke."
It's like Robocop 3, where they gave him so many extraneous and conflicting directives he couldn't do anything.  Instead of getting woke and going broke, it got woke and had a stroke.

Posted by: Rick C at Friday, February 23 2024 01:59 AM (BMUHC)

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Apple pies are delicious. But never mind apple pies. What colour is a green orange?




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