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Luvin' It

Luvit is Node.js for a language that doesn't suck.

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Kickstartled

Given the runaway success of the Double Fine Adventure Kickstarter drive, I wonder what it would cost to produce new games like the original X-Com, Master of Orion II, or Master of Magic, with exactly the same gameplay but higher resolution graphics.  

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Signed, Sealed, And Soon To Be Delivered

I'm getting a complete signed collection of all seven volumes of the Order of the Stick from the OotS Reprint Drive on Kickstarter.

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5 Accessories Every Man Should Carry

• Hedgehog
  
  You never want to be without a hedgehog; they make great company, and in dire extremis, good eating.
  
  
• Deck of cards
  
  Handy if you need to make friends and they're allergic to hedgehogs.
  
  
• Can of spam
  
  You can feed it to the hedgehog, and the empty can has a huge range of uses, such as a hedgehog bathtub.
  
  
• Clawhammer
  
  Fight off zombies, drive nails, pull nails, light fires, catch fish.
  
  
• Towel
  
  For wiping up incriminating evidence. May also have other uses.

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All I Want For Christmas...

Is a database with the structure support and low latency of Redis, the document support of MongoDB, the indexing of Lucene, the robust persistence and map/reduce views of CouchDB, the compact on-disk representation of Kyoto Cabinet, the datatype support of PostgreSQL, and the scalability of Riak.*

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My Life Is Now Complete

I just learned that there's a .இலங்கை TLD.  I wonder if I can register mee.இலங்கை...

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Design Refresh

I'm doing a new design for the next version of Minx, based on the 960.gs / Skeleton / Bootstrap CSS layout libraries.* Update: Damn arithmetic!  One problem with the above layout is that to fit ads neatly in the sidebar you'd want it to be 240 pixels wide - the same as the ad itself.  But the maths just doesn't work out. * Most likely Bootstrap; I had some issues with version 1.4, but the newly released 2.0 cleans up most of the things I didn't like and adds even more features.

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Some Other Days

Just bought a license for Highcharts to integrate with Minx.  It's slick and polished and reasonably priced and the fine print in the license says:

Allow Highcharts to be used with an unlimited number of SaaS projects, web applications, intranets, and websites for you or your customers.

That's what I like to see - and exactly what Fontspring and Fonts.com prohibit.

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Overprovisioning, Part 1

I just counted.  When the new systems arrive, I'll have 81TB of (working) raw disk.

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Restoring The Global Economy

Nagi (my Windows 7 desktop machine) has been playing up increasingly often of late, and in the past month went from occasional freezes to full-blown BSODs.  I think it's due to one of the drives being on its way out; last weekend I backed up the entire system and took everything off that drive, and it hasn't crashed outright since then, though it did semi-freeze once overnight.  (It was still up and running the next morning, but uninclined to do anything useful.)

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Other Days

See that post below?  Strike  that.  Reverse it.

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Some Days

Some days I have a problem, and I spend hour after hour looking for a solution that doesn't bring more trouble than the problem itself, growing ever more frustrated until I want to kick the whole project to the kerb and take up potato farming.

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Now Is The Time At The Mee When We Dance

So to speak.

Alive and Brilliant

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In My World

Wikipedia:

The science wars were a series of intellectual exchanges, between scientific realists and postmodernist critics, about the nature of scientific theory which took place principally in the United States in the 1990s. The postmodernists questioned scientific objectivity, and undertook a wide-ranging critique of the scientific method and of scientific knowledge, across the gamut of the disciplines of cultural studies, cultural anthropology, feminist studies, comparative literature, media studies, and science and technology studies. The scientific realists disintegrated them with a laser.

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It's Not Friday!!

Feels like Friday.

Tomorrow's a public holiday, and I've had a hell of a week so far, so my brain was already busy planning for the weekend (sleep, set up blogs).

Um, no, brain.  Not quite yet.

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Fans Will Be Fans

Rich Burlew has been putting out the Order of the Stick on the web, for free, for 800+ pages now.

He's earned a degree of popularity in the process.

How much?

Well, he recently launched a pledge drive on Kickstarter to see if there was enough interest to reprint one of the out-of-print collected editions.

The pledge drive will run for 30 days; 3 days in, he's already doubled his target.

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Rough With The Smooth

Rough: InnovaEditor, the standard editor we've been using on mee.nu since the beginning, has been end-of-lifed.

Smooth: It's being replaced by InnovaStudio's new Live Editor, which looks awesome.



Smoother: Existing customers get a free license for the new editor.

Rough: The new editor doesn't come with source code, where the old one did.

Rougher: A source code license is $1099.

Roughest: Which goes up to $1500 after Saturday.

Smoothest: They're already working on the features I need, so I don't need to buy the source code license.

InnovaStudio Live Editor and InnovaStudio tech support get the coveted doesn't suck award. Recommended. Just $70 for an unlimited site single developer license.

Updates after the jump.

more...

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Shrink-Wrap Licenses

Should be required by law to offer three options: Agree, Disagree, and TL;DR.

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Indexes Indexes Everywhere

Oh yes, other thing: MongoDB has indexes.  And while they're not quite as flexible as CouchDB (which lets you do anything that can be produced by an idempotent function on the record) or Riak (which lets you do anything at all, consistent or not), MongoDB can do what I need, which is building an ordered compound index where one of the components is the elements of an array.


No.
MySQL can't do that (it doesn't have arrays, to start with).  PostgreSQL can't do that (it has arrays, and can index them, but can't build an ordered compound index where one component is an array).  CouchDB has no problem; Riak will do anything you like; MongoDB can do it, but you can't have two arrays in the index (which would be nice to have available, but isn't going to kill me).

The other database that I know can do it - and might be suitable for Minx - is OrientDB.  I'd like to take a look at that too.

But MongoDB, now that those issues have been fixed, is fast enough, flexible enough, and scalable enough.  Might not be perfect, but what is?*

* Well, Kimi ni Todoke, but apart from that?

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Rinne No Lagrange

Genki girl meets super-science flying battle robot.

Thoughts:

1. Which one, though?  One of the stable ones or one of the metastable ones?
2. Wan.
3. Where did those come from?  I'm sure they weren't there before.
4. Aww, now they're gone again.
   
5. Guess it's one of the metastable ones then.
6. Wan.

The robot fights are formulaic, but the characters and the character designs work for me, as does the art style generally and the music, both op/ed and incidental.

It's nothing groundbreaking, but it has a beat and you can dance...  I mean, it's enjoyable enough so far.

Two and one half little fishies out of four.  Wan.

Now you see 'em...

Now you don't.

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Mongo Revisited

When I first met MongoDB, I was unimpressed, because in my testing it very quickly died and lost all my data.  The proximate cause for this was that I was running it under OpenVZ, which will switfly kill any process that runs out of memory (which Mongo did).  The reason MongoDB ran out of memory is that... 

Well, it didn't, not really; MongoDB works by memory-mapping the entire database and treating it as a persistent data structure, relying on the operating system to provide the persistence layer.  One problem with that is that an inopportune event at an inopportune moment can leave you with a pile of unreadable crap where your database used to be.  And another problem is that OpenVZ treated it as having run out of memory and killed it...  Which meant that on my test bench server - which runs OpenVZ precisely so that I can test things - MongoDB could be consistently made to crash and corrupt itself on small but realistic workloads.


MongoDB standalone.  What's the worst that could happen?
Contrast that with CouchDB, the Redis AOF, or Riak's Bitcask, which are all append-only and pretty much bullet-proof: If the entire server crashes before it can write a record, well, you lost that record.  But short of going in manually and deleting files, that's the worst that can happen.

So the problem I had was that while MongoDB had the closest semantic fit of all databases I'd seen to what I was trying to achieve with Minx, handing your data to it was like handing your collection of Wedgwood china to an inebriated juggling troupe - it's only a question of when.  You could replicate, but then you'd have to make damned sure that the same problem didn't happen to both copies.  And running it on OpenVZ was like handing your collection of Wedgwood china to an inebriated juggling troupe - and then setting your house on fire.


MongoDB replicated.  All your eggs in two (four?) identical baskets?
MongoDB now has (has for two releases, actually) a journalling facility that will replay lost writes after a power/hardware/software failure. On the whole  I'd rather have a persistence mechanism that was  inherently safe than an unsafe mechanism with a bungee cord attached for when it inevitably runs into trouble.  But while diving off a perfectly serviceable bridge never struck me as a particularly bright idea in the first place, diving off a bridge while firmly attached to it with a bungee cord is rather less likely to end in tears and crocodiles.

Still, if you wanted to run MongoDB, you needed either full-stack virtualisation, a ton of memory, or a dedicated server.  For me, the obvious solution is to add a ton of memory and leave the rest of the architecture intact.  The problem with being hosted at SoftLayer is that while they offer great support and a great network, their pricing is not so great, and their memory pricing is abominable; a ton of memory costs about three tons of money.*

Apparently that's also now been fixed from the other end: The latest versions of OpenVZ (based on the Red Hat Enterprise Linux 6 branch) bring with them a feature labeled VSwap (virtual swap), which both simplifies and flexiblises memory management and keeps MongoDB under control without mandating either a fiscal or architectural arrow to the knee.


Hurrah!  MongoDB and OpenVZ!
But our current server is running on RHEL 5 - actually, I think it's CentOS 5, but basically the same thing - so that requires a reinstall.  And if we're going to do that, we'd want to build a new server, test it, and swap over once it's all working.  And if we're going to do that, we'd be best advised to wait for a hardware refresh, which didn't happen at all for mid-range Intel servers in 2011, and still won't happen for another couple of months.

Which means...  I'll play around with MongoDB a bit more, I think.

* I'm looking into alternatives if they don't smarten up their game, and quickly.

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Ancient Wisdom

A game for 2-6 players ages 7 and up.

You will need: One six-sided die.

Rules:

1. Each player rolls the die in turn.  The resulting number is the age at which they would have died of a childhood disease now readily treatable or prevented entirely by routine vaccinations.
2. The winner is all those who can rely on modern technology instead of ancient wisdom.
   

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Nothing New Under The Sun

I was struck by a thought today* and posted on Twitter:

Is the Pushmi-Pullyu** a kind of palindromedary?

Then I was struck by another thought* and Googled the term palindromedary.

And got 27,000 hits.

Which is impressive and depressing simultaneously.

* Ow!
** From Doctor Dolittle.

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Ano Natsu De Matteru

Also known as spoiler.

This one is actually good - funny, well-written, well-acted, beautifully drawn, and willing to hit the tropes head-on or dodge them balletically as its whim takes it.

One thing that intrigued me while watching the show was when it was set.  One, no cell-phones or computers anywhere; can't be twenty-first century.  Two, skirt length, can't pre-date the mid-60's.  Architecture (the school has a large, curving glass wall, for example) and transport (the very few cars we see are neither boxy nor sleekly curved) both suggest the 80's or 90's.  The male lead has a Super-8 film camera, and it's not highlighted as an anachronism, which points to the early 80's.  But there are shelf stereos - CD only - and the cordless phones are bulky but not that bulky, which suggests at least the late 80's, probably the 90's.

That aside, it has a busty redhead, a tomboyish girl who goes hmph, and a twintailed girl who goes ufufufu.

Oh, and railcars.  All in all, it's a real throwback, a 90's style comedy with 2012 production values, and definitely one I'll be watching.

A solid three little fishies out of four. 


Warning!  Containment failure imminent!  Warning!

Big sister and the hmph girl.

Obligatory mascotty thing.

The ufufufu girl.

And the ditz makes four.

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That Papa Show

Papa no Iukoto wo Kikinasai!  Also known as Oh, right, the whole of Wikipedia is blacked out.

A college-aged boy ends up looking after his niece and step-nieces after their parents are lost in a plane crash.  Some genuine moments of comedy and tragedy, but the storytelling is heavy-handed and it strays too close to ick territory for my liking.

Could be worse.  Knowing the Japanese, could be a lot worse.

Two little fishies out of four.  Maybe half a point more if we get to see more of the monorail.  Monorails are good.

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